Crown Zero
Saturday, November 02, 2002:
We are all getting drunk at my parent's house. That is cool.
Sloth is drunk and should break up with Crystal.
Felix is getting on Alysa in my bro's room.
I am typing on the comp, and need to tell some chick to leave my house.
Stitch It Up.
Joe // 11:40 PM
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Friday, November 01, 2002:
Scott and Bogus here again!
New Slang Terms:
Valid = Cool
Adequate = Sexy
Decent = Better than decent
Cold-itude = One-itude
Butt = Adequate
Ass = Ugly
Stitch it up! = I love you.
Christopher // 10:10 PM
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There are 3 words in the english language that end in -gry.
Angry
Hungry
and _________
Joe // 2:36 PM
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Thursday, October 31, 2002:
I like it Reed, go with it.
Joe // 9:39 AM
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Wednesday, October 30, 2002:
Me, if I read this, call me immediately.
Christopher // 5:23 PM
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Bogus, if you read this, call me immediately.
Joe // 2:55 PM
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Snow is good
Grass is Bad
So come on folks
And get some head.
Thank you, thank you.
-"Discount Tire This Is Mike"
Joe // 12:13 PM
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HOLY JESUS FUCK!!! IT'S SNOWING!!!
Christopher // 7:18 AM
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Tuesday, October 29, 2002:
The Onion, June 23, 1939:
1939 WORLD'S FAIR PORTENDS GHASTLY FUTURE!
Years to Come Will Be Filled with Doom, Agony, Say Fair Exhibitors
Wide-Eyed Children Stare in Shock at Nightmarish Times Ahead
A horrifying future civlization dependent on scientific and technological advancement is the theme of this year's World's Fair, now under way in New York City.
Christopher // 9:51 PM
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I just put a freaking novel on my blog. Read it if you dare. If not. Fine. Something cool better happen today.
"I wish I was pumpkin pie." -Scott
Thinking about Scott saying that just cheered me up. Good Work Scott. You're back on the team.
Joe // 10:50 AM
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Monday, October 28, 2002:
Guys, if you haven't read my brother's blog recently,
go check it out right now. He is the most incredibly
intelligent young man I have ever met. It brings tears
to my eyes just reading his heart on the screen. Check
it out, now.
Thanks Jenna, I know, but she is so damn cool. Ask me
about her some time and you will understand.
Fate is God's gift to the lonely and downtrodden.
Joe // 5:48 PM
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"Non virgin es!"
-Tyrannus, puellae big-boobae
"I want them alive. No disintegrations!"
-Darth Vader
"As you wish."
-Boba Fett
"Buttercup was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'As you wish,' what he meant was 'I love you.'"
-Columbo
"Circummingo te!"
-Bogus and Chris
Translation: "I piss around you!"
"Cunniligus!"
-Quinn
Translation: cunnilingus
Christopher // 1:50 PM
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Sunday, October 27, 2002:
First of all, to all his bitches, Joe says: "What up!"
You see, it is 3:15 right now...
wait a minute... hey! It's only 2:15
It's daylight fucking savings!!!
Scott, get in here!
We have another hour! Let's g
Scott Here. Bogus was so excited about daylight savings that he didn't finish his thought. What he meant was "Let's go get wasted!"
Joe is in Vegas now. Apparently his team went 4-0 and the won $3300 to be split up between four of them. He says everything is very tightly stitched up. We talked to him a couple of times (drunken phone calls are fun). He had no idea where he was, they were "walking around" and he was "all over the place." We'll get the full skinny tomorrow, though Bogie and I will probably blog again once we're more inebriated!
Cheers!
We're gonna leave it open and publish at the end of the night!!!
Felix... you better be bangin' her right now!!!
Right now Scott is dropping pretzels on the floor to experiment... you know, 'cos they break... yeah. Hmm, maybe we should say who's saying what, so that you can know who is making all the typographical errors. This and the last paragraph (about Felix) are mine. (Chris)
Bogus, you need to just stitch it up and try Mrs. Vodkaworth's Eggo's.
Chris: Scott just finished his screwdriver in one gulp. and i said "Propa!" oh wait, i looked up "Ben" by m.j. on gnutella, hang on... ok. just believe in the ball, and throw yourself... uh. (scott stares at my vision and nods approvingly.)
Chris: Now it's three, we totally gained a whole hour to our life!
Scott: I love daylight savings time!
Chris: Me too, we should do more time manipulation.
Scott: I would totally give up an hour to gain an hour.
Chris: It's like putting it away.
Scott: Like savings.
Chris: Daylight savings!
Holy licking fuck, Joe just called us again. He is so fucking drunk!!!@! Somebody was throwing up on a bridge and Joe was yelling Q-ban DICK! Hookers are hitting on him. Oh my god. this is awesome!! I hope somewhere somehow Sloth is getting drunk right now. Actually, fuck that, I hope somewhere Tony is getting drunk right now. Joe said "Stop throwing up!" Ok, he's done now. Man, Scott and I are tired. It's probably sleepytime. but i have a whole beer to finish!! Scott, you type something now.
Okay, dude. I'm really tired and a little drunk right now. Joe told us to blog like we've never blogged before. But we have blogged before. But not like this. Before. What else should I write? Bogus told me to write that. Did you write about daylight savings time already? I have to work tomorrow at 10 o clok. Um... But that's really 11 o clok. But that means it's really 4 oclock, but it's not it's really 3oclokc because of Benjamin Fucking Franklin. What a fucking genius. Except that damn kite thing. Kites rule. Bogus turn
Ok. I think its time we stop now. i'm really fucking tired. me too. ha ha ha. goddamn sockcucker. (scottword for the day) One who cucks and socks. simultaneously. if not simultaneously, then you're just plain sucky ass bitch whore plain. Young. Scott is actually saying this, and i am trying to type it. that's so true. Ok. I am tired. goodnight.
"no. stop throwing up. he's done now." -Joe
God helps those who help themselves -Scott & Chris
Polar bears are fucking ridiculous, man. they'll take on anything. even Joe. -Scott and Chris
Even your bitchass, bitchass -Gen X Clothing.
bye
Christopher // 1:22 AM
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